i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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