Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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