Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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