Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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