I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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