Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There's always time for handjobs
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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