if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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