Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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