the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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