Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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