you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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