i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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