i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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