I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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