Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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