I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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