THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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