Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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