it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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