What a fucking waste of an outfit
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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