I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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