? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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