so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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