I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You are a booty call, not a friend.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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