Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
