Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So much Jack, so little girl.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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