Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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