Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
home. puking in laundry basket.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have post one night stand depression
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