I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
its not stalking. its research.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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