She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm like, not good at living.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
