I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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