well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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