oh god the rape fog is back!
Say something about gay babies.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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