Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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