Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just google imaged poop.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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