When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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