She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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