I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
