Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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