Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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