I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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