Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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