If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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