Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
