I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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