champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Randomize
