he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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