mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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