...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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