That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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