dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize