Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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