they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Green mimosas i think yes
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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