We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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