The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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