they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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