hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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