When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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